July 2012
I WANT TO ACT IN MOVIES AND I WANT TO MAKE MOVIES AND I WANT TO WRITE MOVIES AND I WANT TO CAST MOVIES AND I WANT TO CATER MOVIES AND I WANT TO TOUCH MOVIES LET ME MOVIES
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me: you're really funny
me: thanks
How to be ugly
Step 1: Look like me.
ME: I’m leaving. ME:… ME: *reblog* ME: *reblog* ME: *reblog* ME: *reblog* ME: *reblog* ME: Ok. I’m leaving… ME: *reblog* ME: *reblog* ME: Bye. ME: *reblog*
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you know what i don’t get?
relationships
literally
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no wonder foreigners don’t like americans i mean our mascot looks like the bird form of a douchebag who takes gym class too seriously
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my worst nightmare would be someone hacking me and changing my theme to
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i know im popular and all but it’s really hard to answer all 0 inboxes at once.
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excuse me while i blog in private
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WatchHow to Correctly Make French Toast
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i want to be in a sassy group of internet friends where we all have big skype calls together and we play video games together and we do livestreams together and we tinychat together wow i want friends
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The Queen at the open ceremony of the Olympics:
The Queen meeting Ed Sheeran:
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Watchfiftyshadesofgravy:
I don’t know how this happened but I ended up writing a song about tumblr.
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before my shower: omg i don't want to go in
during my shower: omg i don't want to go out
I think I'm missing the point of the Olympics
Me while watching:
Jesus, look at those arms.
Damn, look at those quads.
Sweet Lord, look at that butt.
Waitress: do you have any questions about the menu?
Me: what kind of font is this?
RENNER SPELLED BACKWARDS IS STILL RENNER
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