That awkward moment when you realize you're the...
When we go to the bathroom, and look at the mirror, they’re like: And i’m like Having a Bad day? LAUGH & CLICK HERE!!
mom: are you ready for school?
me: meeki funtoogi garsha hee queega
mom: no more sims for you
I hate when a website says "Are You A Human"
No I’m a vacuum. Having a Bad day? LAUGH & CLICK HERE!!
my "friend": Homosexual people are disgusting. They should understand that love can exist only between a man and a woman.
me: Do you love your boyfriend?
my "friend": Of course! I love him so much. You can't even imagine. I've never been so in love in my life. I want to marry him.
me: So please imagine now that your boyfriend's penis disappears and suddenly he has a vagina. Nothing else changes in him, he's still the same person you know. What is your reaction?
my "friend": That would be horrible. I don't want to even think about it. I couldn't imagine being with him.
me: That means you don't love him. You love only his dick. That's sad.
me: omg i'm so fat what's wrong with me
me: i'm gonna work really hard to get a super hot body
me two minutes later: omg is that cake
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Having a Bad day? LAUGH & CLICK HERE!!